I am legally insane in the state of aquatic splendor. 6-8 hours in traffic every day. Tolled roads without alternatives. I would have to be insane to retain any form of sanity, given the insanity of my everyday existence. And yes, we are still paying the debt on the potholed road that we have been building for over 10 years.
The taps do not exist, the state of aquatic splendor has no water to offer up to 5% of its citizens, but there are enough debts in the name of the people for the next 2-3 generations. Private jets are not cheap.
And yes, Lagos is working.
We are all working for the Alaafin of Bourdilon, Jagaban of the universe, leader of Nigerian demonrats, and the messiah of 2023. He is the best thing since sliced bread.
All hail the Asiwaju of the sophisticated morons. Idiots that are unable to see how their avaricious idol has destroyed the knowledge base of an entire race, and elevated banditry and lawlessness into an industry by weaponizing poverty and ignorance in the land.
And yes, Lagos is working.
Do you require further proof of my lunacy? I would seriously doubt that. But then, the question was not about my own sanity or lack thereof, the question is: ARE YOU SANE?
DF
First published 23 September, 2020.
