Is it just Buhari, and not Osinbajo ‘s fault that you and I are poorer, unsafe, and near hopeless?
My good friend Samuel . I greet you in the combo of the names of Sango, Ogun and Sanponna.
I read how hurt you were by my submission on the domestic chameleon, the VP Academics, Yemi Osinbajo. You were hurt because you are a fisher without fish, a member of RCCG.
Dear brother, why should you carry Osinbajo’s matter on your big head when the man has no history of penile dysfunction, chronic pile infestation, or negative testicular fortitude?
Holy Sammy, could you search Osinbajo on Facebook please? You’d realise none of his children are here. They aren’t because they know people like you are here to do the job better than they could.
Beautiful Sammy, as I type these words, my own mum and dad are in Ibereko, sleeping and waking up in excruciating heat. I spoke with one of them a couple of days ago and almost shed tears hearing the complain of heat, and how the electricity company has refused to give even a second of power, yet keep issuing bill. I am sure being a bush boy like myself, your amazing progenitors also experience the same fate.
Don’t you think we should first defend them against those inflicting such pain, hell and darkness before extending such courtesy to the fathers and mothers of others?
Sammy Sammy, we’ve been together since 2006. I studied Physics/math while you read Physics/Chemistry. We met again in the University of Lagos. We are both teachers, real hustlers combing for the children of whom to teach for a fee that can hardly feed us.
Have you only fingered Buhari, and not Osinbajo in such unfortunate financial mess we both groan under?
My good pal Sammy, is Osinbajo’s hand really not part of those that have made it impossible for you and I to reach our full potentials? Is it just Buhari, and not Osinbajo ‘s fault that you and I are poorer, unsafe, and near hopeless?
Wonderful Sammy, I know the pull of ‘my father in the lord’ is heavy, but my brother, you and I are alone in this perpetual fight against principalities and power, one which your RCCG pastor is a life patron. Osinbajo was attorney general that masterminded the law granting the bulimic Ojuyobo life pension worth that of a sitting Lagos governor, 6 new cars every 3 years, 4 pensionable domestic aide, free healthcare anywhere under the star not only for himself, but wives and 700 concubines. What pension package has Daddy Osinbajo crafted for you when you retire?
My amazing Sammy, have you and I not been using agbo to cure malaria, typhoid, jedijedi and jefurojefuro? Have you not considered what our mates, the ones whose last name is Osinbajo use?
Dear Sammy, even if you hear someone curse Osinbajo, or heap white lies on him, just walk away, or at most call the attention of his legitimate children. They are the ones eating his money. You and I cannot even squat where they sit. Brother, let the poor defend the poor, and the rich, the rich.
Your useless advisor in the lord,
Written by Modiu Olaguro